Pada jaman dahulu kala di sebuah kerajaan nikotin yang bernama Cigarilos, hiduplah seorang raja bernama Minak Djinggo. Raja yang memimpin dengan adil dan bijaksana ini mempunyai seorang putri yg cantik jelita, namanya Sri Wedari. Suatu ketika putri sedang bermain di Long Beach, tiba-tiba datanglah segerombolan koboi Marlboro di bawah pimpinan Mr. Brown. Koboi-koboi itu lalu menculik sang putri.
Singkat cerita terpilihlah pendekar Sampoerna dengan senjata pamungkasnya Gentong !!! Sang pendekar rupanya pernah berguru dengan seorang suhu dari negeri Tiongkok, bernama Djie Sam Soe dan dia mempunyai PRINSIP "kalau bisa nomor 1 buat apa 2,3,4. sang pendekarpun pergi menyeberangi lautan dengan kapal U.S.A Kennedy dengan nakodanya Marcopolo menuju medan laga untuk menyelamatkan sang putri.
Sebelum berangkat sang pendekar mohon pamit "Wis mi lak suhu" kata sang pendekar. Dijawab oleh suhu "Get lucky Strike muridku". Sang rajapun berucap untuk sang pendekar "Losta Masta".
Dengan mengendarai Mustang serta semangat kepahlawanan yang besar di bukit DUNHILL akhirnya sang pendekar berhasil meyelamatkan sang putri.
Raja sangat gembira dan kemudian diadakanlah pesta semalam suntuk di restaurant LA Light. Pada saat makan malam berlangsung sang raja menghampiri sang pendekar yang sedang murung. Raja berkata, wahai pendekar,ini Bukan Basa Basi Lho !!, pesta ini diadakan khusus untuk merayakan kegagahberanian anda, mengapa malah murung??? bukankah pendekar pernah bilang "Asyiknya rame-rame!!!" Pendekarpun menjawab "Pria Punya Selera". Lalu apa maumu, tanya sang raja. Dijawab oleh sang pangeran "Minta Manohara Dong !!!".
Versi Inggris
In the days of yore in a kingdom called Cigarilos nicotine, there lived a king named Minak Djinggo. The king who led a just and wise to have a daughter who is beautiful, her name Sri Wedari. One time the daughter was playing in Long Beach, suddenly there came a swarm of cowboy Marlboro under the leadership of Mr. Brown. Cowboys and kidnaps the princess.Some time later the king received a threatening letter from the cowboy which read: "O king, if your daughter wanted to survive, you have to make up for with the money of U.S. $ 555 million. We wait for you in Gudang Garam in the land of Kansas. If you do not want to fulfill my request, then we will pierce your daughter by Djarum Super until Bentoel Bentoel!. Rajapun be furious, so the contest was held to find a warrior who can save the princess.
Long story short Sampoerna elected by his best warriors Gentong! The warrior seems to have studied with a temperature of our country, named Djie Sam Soe and he has PRINCIPLE "if you can make what number 1 2,3,4. The pendekarpun go across the ocean by ship to USA Kennedy nakodanya Marcopolo to the battlefield to rescue the princess.Before leaving the warrior made his excuses "noodles Wis. temperature lak" said the warrior. Answered by the temperature of the "Get Lucky Strike my disciple". The rajapun say to the warrior "losta Masta".By driving a Mustang and a great spirit of heroism at the end of the hill Dunhill successfully Saving the warrior princess.The king was very happy and then all night party was held at the restaurant LA Light. At the last supper the king went to the warriors who are depressed. King said, O warriors, this is not Basa Basi Lho!, The party held to celebrate the kegagahberanian you, why even depressed? not warrior once said "Fun-do!" Pendekarpun replied "Men Have Appetite". So what do you want, asked the king. Answered by the prince's "Ask Manohara Dong!".
Sumber:
http://www.kumpulberita.com/2011/06/sejarah-terkerenterlucu-tenteng-rokok.html
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